Jokerz: The Comedian of Calm
Genetics: White Runtz x Jet Fuel Gelato
THC Content: 25.95%
Terpene Profile:
Beta-Myrcene (0.22%) – A soft herbal undertone for relaxation
D-Limonene (0.86%) – A bright, citrusy lift
Beta-Caryophyllene (0.43%) – Grounding, peppery calm
Imagine this: You’ve had a long day, and all you want is to unwind without completely melting into the couch. Enter Jokerz, a velvety indica-dominant strain with a knack for balancing body relaxation and mental clarity. With its earthy aroma and a flavor that feels like a walk through a pine forest, Jokerz delivers euphoric yet focused vibes that are as comforting as your favorite hoodie.
Christian, one of our seasoned budtenders, says, “Jokerz feels like a deep breath for your mind and body, great for a chill evening or some quiet creative time.”
Ideal For:
Relaxing after a hectic day
Creative focus with a side of calm
Easing into a peaceful, stress-free mindset
Pro Tip: For beginners, start low and slow. While Jokerz isn’t the most potent strain out there, its effects can sneak up on you in higher doses.
Gummies are here to take your edible game to the next level, bringing intense flavors, a perfect chewy bite, and a THC infusion that hits just right. Made with a silky blend of corn syrup, sugar, and coconut oil, these gummies come alive with custom flavors and a touch of vibrant color. Each bite-sized piece is finished in a sweet-sour coating for a tangy twist that keeps you coming back for more.Crafted for thrill-seekers who love their sweets with a side of adventure, these gummies are the perfect balance of sweet, sour, and seriously chill.
Dosage: 5mg THC per gummy. 10 gummies in a pack. 50mg THC per pack
Garlic Gas: A Bold & Potent Indica Hybrid
Genetics: GMO x Gas OG
Format: Flower
THC Content: 24.03%
Terpene Profile:
D-Limonene (0.76%) – Bright citrus zest to uplift mood and focus
Beta-Caryophyllene (0.74%) – Spicy warmth to provide deep relaxation
Alpha-Humulene (0.34%) – Earthy and herbal for a smooth, well-rounded experience
Linalool (0.23%) – Floral sweetness to enhance calm and tranquility
Ocimene (0.34%) – Sweet, herbal notes for a balanced high
Now available at Miel Wellness, Garlic Gas is an intensely pungent indica hybrid that delivers a potent, full-bodied experience. A cross between the funky, garlicky GMO and the diesel-heavy Gas OG, this strain offers a powerful blend of savory, spicy, and gassy flavors. The high starts with a calming cerebral buzz, followed by deep body relaxation, making it perfect for winding down after a long day or soothing aches and stress.
Budtender Review:
“Garlic Gas is a heavy hitter—it’s got that funky, gassy aroma with a deeply relaxing high. If you love strong indicas, this is a must-try at Miel Wellness!”
Perfect For:
Deep relaxation and stress relief
Evening unwinding or pain management
A bold, garlicky, and diesel-heavy flavor experience
Fun Fact:
With a 2.88% total terpene content, Garlic Gas delivers a complex, flavorful smoke and heavy-hitting indica effects, making it a standout strain for those who love strong, funky flavors. Find it now at Miel Wellness!
Lemon Cookie Gelato: A Zesty & Uplifting Sativa Hybrid
Genetics: Lemon Haze x GSC
Format: Flower
THC Content: 24.41%
Terpene Profile:
Beta-Caryophyllene (0.86%) – Spicy warmth to balance mood and relaxation
Beta-Myrcene (0.68%) – Earthy and herbal for a smooth, calming effect
D-Limonene (0.40%) – Bright citrus zest for an uplifting and energetic boost
Alpha-Humulene (0.38%) – Subtle herbal notes for a well-rounded experience
Beta-Pinene (0.10%) – Crisp pine aroma for enhanced mental clarity
Now available at Miel Wellness, Lemon Cookie Gelato is a sativa-leaning hybrid that brings together the zesty citrus notes of Lemon Haze with the sweet, doughy richness of GSC. This strain delivers a vibrant, energetic buzz that sparks creativity and focus, making it perfect for daytime use. Expect a bold lemony aroma with creamy undertones, making for a smooth and flavorful smoking experience.
Budtender Review:
“Lemon Cookie Gelato is the ultimate wake-and-bake strain—bright, citrusy, and energizing. It keeps you focused without feeling overwhelmed. Grab it now at Miel Wellness!”
Perfect For:
Boosting energy and creativity
Enhancing focus and mood
A smooth, citrus-forward flavor with sweet undertones
Fun Fact:
With a 2.76% total terpene content, Lemon Cookie Gelato delivers a bold, aromatic profile and an invigorating high, making it a top choice for sativa hybrid lovers. Find it today at Miel Wellness!
Cali Gas: A Potent Hybrid with a Gassy Kick
Genetics: P Star OG x Lemon Crush
Format: Flower
THC Content: 21.26%
Terpene Profile:
(Terpene levels not provided in the COA)
Cali Gas, also known as Cali Gas OG, is a hard-hitting hybrid that combines the fuel-heavy potency of P Star OGwith the zesty citrus punch of Lemon Crush. This strain delivers a pungent gassy aroma with hints of lemon zest and earthy pine, making it an instant favorite for those who love bold, diesel-forward strains. Its effects strike fast and strong, offering a euphoric mental uplift followed by deep body relaxation, making it a versatile hybrid suitable for both daytime focus and evening wind-down sessions.
Miel Wellness Budtender Review:
“Cali Gas is straight fire for OG lovers. It’s got that classic fuel-heavy punch with a citrus kick, keeping you lifted while easing away stress.”
Perfect For:
Energizing the mind while keeping the body relaxed
A smooth, gassy, and citrus-forward smoking experience
Unwinding without full sedation
Fun Fact:
Cali Gas delivers the perfect blend of OG power and citrus zest, making it a go-to hybrid for those who love potency with a flavorful kick.
Classic Trainwreck: A Hard-Hitting Sativa Hybrid
Genetics: Mexican Sativa x Thai Sativa x Afghani Indica
Format: Flower
THC Content: 22.15%
Terpene Profile:
Beta-Caryophyllene (0.30%) – Spicy warmth to promote relaxation and balance
D-Limonene (0.22%) – Bright citrus zest for mood elevation and energy
Beta-Myrcene (0.20%) – Earthy and herbal for a smooth, mellow feel
Alpha-Pinene (0.09%) – Crisp pine aroma to enhance mental clarity
Ocimene (0.12%) – Sweet, floral notes for an uplifting experience
Classic Trainwreck is a legendary sativa hybrid known for its fast-hitting and euphoric effects that come on like a freight train. This strain blends the cerebral buzz of Mexican and Thai sativas with the body-relaxing qualities of Afghani indica, creating a potent and long-lasting high. Expect a pungent aroma of pine, citrus, and spice, followed by a surge of energy and creativity, making it perfect for daytime use.
Budtender Review:
“Trainwreck is a powerhouse—energetic, uplifting, and hits fast. Perfect for anyone looking for a strong sativa hybrid that keeps the mind buzzing and the body light.”
Perfect For:
Boosting energy and creativity
Tackling tasks with sharp focus
A potent, fast-acting sativa experience
Fun Fact:
With a 2.81% total terpene content, Classic Trainwreck delivers a bold, flavorful smoke and a stimulating, long-lasting high, making it a go-to for those seeking an invigorating sativa hybrid.
Fuel Cakes: A Potent Hybrid with Creamy Gas
Genetics: Jet Fuel x Ice Cream Cake
Format: Flower
THC Content: 23.72%
Terpene Profile:
D-Limonene (1.09%) – Bright citrus zest for an uplifting mood boost
Beta-Caryophyllene (0.72%) – Spicy warmth to ease tension and provide balance
Ocimene (0.35%) – Sweet, herbal notes for an energizing lift
Beta-Pinene (0.23%) – Crisp pine aroma to enhance focus and clarity
Alpha-Pinene (0.20%) – Refreshing and invigorating for mental sharpness
Now available at Miel Wellness, Fuel Cakes is a potent hybrid that blends the high-octane energy of Jet Fuel with the creamy, dessert-like smoothness of Ice Cream Cake. This strain delivers a strong, euphoric high that starts with a cerebral rush before melting into a relaxing body buzz. Expect rich, gassy aromas with hints of sweet vanilla and citrus, making it a flavorful powerhouse for hybrid lovers.
Budtender Review:
“Fuel Cakes is the perfect blend of gas and sweetness. It gives you that energetic, happy high while keeping the body mellow and relaxed. Definitely a must-try at Miel Wellness!”
Perfect For:
Balancing energy and relaxation
A smooth, creamy, and gassy flavor experience
Day-to-night versatility
Fun Fact:
With a 3.45% total terpene content, Fuel Cakes delivers a flavor-packed, well-rounded high, making it a go-to strain for those who love bold flavors and powerful effects. Find it now at Miel Wellness!
Vice City: A High-Energy Sativa Hybrid
Genetics: Sunset Runtz x Scotty 2 Hotty
Format: Flower
THC Content: 26.13%
Terpene Profile:
D-Limonene (0.48%) – Bright citrus zest for an uplifting, mood-enhancing effect
Beta-Caryophyllene (0.73%) – Spicy warmth to promote relaxation and balance
Beta-Myrcene (0.24%) – Earthy and herbal for a smooth, mellow feel
Linalool (0.13%) – Floral sweetness to round out the high
Alpha-Humulene (0.21%) – Subtle herbal notes for a well-rounded experience
Vice City by AltSol is a potent sativa hybrid that blends the sweet and gassy flavors of Sunset Runtz with the bold, euphoric high of Scotty 2 Hotty.
Budtender Review:
“Vice City is the kind of sativa hybrid that keeps you buzzing. It’s energetic, flavorful, and just the right amount of smooth—great for staying productive or sparking creativity!”
Perfect For:
Elevating mood and focus
Daytime motivation and productivity
A citrus-forward, smooth flavor experience
Fun Fact:
With a 2.39% total terpene content, Vice City delivers a bright, complex flavor and an invigorating high, making it a favorite for those who love sativa-dominant hybrids.
Kashmir Black No. 3: A Rare & Potent Indica Hybrid
Genetics: OG Kush x Durban Poison x Champagne
Format: Flower
THC Content: 27.95%
Terpene Profile:
D-Limonene (0.57%) – Bright citrus zest for a mood-boosting lift
Beta-Caryophyllene (0.80%) – Spicy warmth to promote deep relaxation
Linalool (0.18%) – Floral and herbal for a calming body effect
Alpha-Humulene (0.30%) – Subtle earthy notes for a balanced finish
Alpha-Pinene (0.07%) – Crisp pine aroma to enhance clarity
Kashmir Black No. 3 is a rare indica-dominant hybrid (70/30) that blends the heavy-hitting potency of OG Kush and Durban Poison with the refined smoothness of Champagne. This strain delivers a rich and complex aroma, combining earthy spice, citrus, and subtle floral sweetness. Its effects start with an uplifting cerebral buzz, followed by deep, soothing body relaxation, making it a perfect choice for evening unwinding or stress relief.
Budtender Review:
“Kashmir Black No. 3 is a knockout indica hybrid—smooth, flavorful, and incredibly relaxing. Expect a long-lasting high that melts stress away while keeping the mind at ease.”
Perfect For:
Full-body relaxation and stress relief
A deep, euphoric high without couch-lock
Enjoying a refined, complex flavor profile
Fun Fact:
With a 2.20% total terpene content, Kashmir Black No. 3 offers a luxuriously smooth smoke and a potent, well-rounded experience, making it a must-try for indica lovers.
Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Rolls are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Rolls come in many different forms and can be rolled with flower, shake, “b-buds”, infused with concentrates, and more.
Jack Herer Flower: A sativa-dominant strain known for its energetic and creative effects, ideal for daytime use and improving mood and focus.
Vice City Kief: A potent concentrate made from cannabis trichomes, offering an intense and relaxing high with a variety of flavors depending on the strain. Perfect for enhancing your smoking experience.
Panama Red Oil Infused Pre-Roll: A classic sativa with a fruity and earthy aroma, offering an uplifting and energetic high, combined with the convenience of a pre-roll and enhanced potency from the oil infusion.