At Miel Wellness, we know that choosing the right strain is a journey—whether you’re chasing relaxation, focus, or a burst of island-inspired happiness. This week, we’re thrilled to introduce two standout strains to our collection: Jokerz and Tahiti Twist, both crafted and locally grown here in DC with love and precision by Alt Sol. Let’s explore what makes these strains the perfect pick for your next cannabis experience.
Jokerz: The Comedian of Calm
Genetics: White Runtz x Jet Fuel Gelato
THC Content: 25.95%
Terpene Profile:
- Beta-Myrcene (0.22%) – A soft herbal undertone for relaxation
- D-Limonene (0.86%) – A bright, citrusy lift
- Beta-Caryophyllene (0.43%) – Grounding, peppery calm
Imagine this: You’ve had a long day, and all you want is to unwind without completely melting into the couch. Enter Jokerz, a velvety indica-dominant strain with a knack for balancing body relaxation and mental clarity. With its earthy aroma and a flavor that feels like a walk through a pine forest, Jokerz delivers euphoric yet focused vibes.
Cristian, one of our seasoned budtenders, says, “Jokerz feels like a deep breath for your mind and body—great for a chill evening or some quiet creative time.”
Ideal For:
- Relaxing after a hectic day
- Creative focus with a side of calm
- Easing into a peaceful, stress-free mindset
Pro Tip: For beginners, start low and slow. While Jokerz isn’t the most potent strain out there, its effects can sneak up on you in higher doses.
Here’s the Certificate of Analysis (COA) for Jokerz, highlighting its purity, potency, and terpene profile. At Miel Wellness, we prioritize safety and quality, ensuring you know exactly what’s in your product.
Tahiti Twist: A Tropical Staycation
Genetics: Tropical Hybrid Lineage
THC Content: 20.56%
Terpene Profile:
- Beta-Myrcene (2.68%) – Bold tropical sweetness
- Ocimene (0.48%) – Citrus and floral zest
- Linalool (0.17%) – A calming, lavender-like essence
If Jokerz is the calm after the storm, Tahiti Twist is the sunny daydream you’ve been waiting for. This balanced hybrid offers a burst of citrus lime tang with tropical undertones, evoking the joy of a beachside cocktail (without the sand in your shoes). With its smooth and uplifting high, Tahiti Twist is perfect for a mid-afternoon pick-me-up or winding down your evening with a smile.
Alex, our go-to for all things tropical, says, “Tahiti Twist is my ‘good vibes only’ strain. It’s like a mini vacation in a joint—bright, zesty, and so uplifting.”
Perfect For:
- A mood boost during stressful moments
- Sharing with friends for a social glow
- Unwinding with tropical flair
Fun Fact: Alt Sol nailed the moisture content and terpene balance in this batch, so every puff feels fresh and flavorful.
Take a closer look at the Certificate of Analysis (COA) for Tahiti Twist. This detailed report showcases its tropical terpene profile and Alt Sol’s dedication to crafting clean, high-quality cannabis.
The Alt Sol Difference
We don’t just carry Alt Sol strains because they’re popular; we carry them because they’re exceptional. Known for their meticulous cultivation practices and commitment to quality, Alt Sol consistently delivers strains that are rich in flavor, effects, and cannabinoid profiles. Jokerz and Tahiti Twist are no exception—they’re a testament to the art and science behind great cannabis.
Find Your Next Favorite Alt Sol Strain at Miel Wellness
Whether you’re in the mood for the serene calm of Jokerz or the vibrant energy of Tahiti Twist, our team is here to help you discover your perfect match. Stop by Miel Wellness, your trusted source for medically lab-tested, high-quality cannabis in Washington DC.
And remember, when you shop with us, you’re not just buying cannabis—you’re joining a community committed to wellness, education, and unforgettable experiences.
Ready to try these incredible strains? Visit us in-store or shop online for pickup or delivery. We can’t wait to see you!
